Аккорды, табулатуры и тексты песен

Переделанные песни(Пародии) - Ария. "Не хочешь - не верь мне!"


Я учусь в консерватории, играю с 6 лет на гитаре
(11 лет - акустика,7 лет електруха),
любую песню подбираю ПРАВИЛЬНО
(особенно табы, акки-не моя спецальность)!!!

если какая-то блядь скажет, что неправильно - то он пидарас!
Оцените мой текст!

Куплет1:

Dm                   C 
Я не верил что я - СКУНС
            Bb
Я громко убегал

Но дибил пердючий
Am                    Dm
Догонял и в зад меня ебал
Dm                     C
Я дрочил свой грязный хуй
             Bb
Я обретал покой

Скунс в конце тонеля
 Am                      Dm
Как дибил тянул себе хуй мой

Припев:
            Bb   
-Давай подрочи мне!!!
Em                     C 
Я не хочю твой хуй дрочить
                       Am
Я не могу твой хуй дрочичь
                        G
Я буду свой шас хуй дрочить
                B7           Em         
Я только буду СВОЙ дрочииииииить
          Em
.........ХУЙ............!!!

Куплет2:

Я звал скунса
Но никто не слышал голос мой
Я рванул за яйца
Но никто не слышал возглас мой
Там внизу горел дибил
От збитых пердунов
Мне хотелось скунса
Чтоб дрочил на отмашь сто хуев

Припев.

Я подобрал еще и табы:

BassG||-5-----5-----5---4-----4-----4---|-3-----3-----3---2-----2-----2---||
    D||---0-0---0-0---0---0-0---0-0---0-|---0-0---0-0---0---0-0---0-0---0-||
    A||---------------------------------|---------------------------------||
    E||---------------------------------|---------------------------------||

Gtr.1E||---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     H||---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     G||-5---------------4---------------|-3---------------2---------------|
     D||-------------3-0-------------3-0-|-------------3-0-------------3-0-|
     A||---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     E||---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
      ||                                 |                                 |
Gtr.2E||---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     H||---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     G||---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     D||---------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     A||-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
     E||-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-|-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-|
 
Gtr.1E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------||
     H|---------------------------------|---------------------------------||
     G|-0h1-----------------------------|---------------------------------||
     D|-------------3-0-5-----------3-0-|-3--------2-2h3p2p0---------------||
     A|---------------------------------|---------------------------------||
     E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------||
      |                                 |                                 ||
Gtr.2E|---------------------------------|---------------------------------||
     H|---------------------------------|---------------------------------||
     G|---------------------------------|---------------------------------||
     D|---------------------------------|---------------------------------||
     A|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-||
     E|-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-|-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-||

Gtr.1E||---------------------------------|---------------------------------||
     H||---------------------------------|---------------------------------||
     G||---------------------------------|---------------------------------||
     D||-------------5-------------------|---------------------------------||
     A||-7-----5-----------8-----7h8p7---|-5-------------------------------||
     E||-------------------------------8-|---------------------------------||
      ||                                 |                                 ||
Gtr.2E||---------------------------------|---------------------------------||
     H||---------------------------------|---------------------------------||
     G||---------------------------------|---------------------------------||
     D||---------------------------------|---------------------------------||
     A||-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-||
     E||-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-|-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-||
(0:37 - 0:55)
VERSE 1:
VoiceE|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
     H|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
     G|--------2-----2---2----2--------------------------------------------|
     D|-----------------------------5--3--5------------5---3--2---------2--|
     A|-------------------------------------------------------------5------|
     E|------ Я      не  ве - рил  что я скунс         я громко     у -бе....
      |                                  |                                 |
Gtr.2E|----------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     H|----------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     G|----------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     D|----------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     A|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|
     E|-->-.-.->-.-.->-.->-.-.->-.-.->-.-|->-.-.->-.-.->-.->-.-.->-.-.->-.-|
 
VoiceE|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
     H|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
     G|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
     D|----------3-3-----3---2---0-3-----2-----2-2-----3----2---------2----|
     A|---1---------------------------------------------------5-----3------|
     
      |                                  |                                 |
Gtr.2E|----------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     H|----------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     G|----------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     D|----------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     A|----------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     E|--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
         > . . > . . > . > . . > . . > .   > . . > . . > . > . . > . . > .
 
VoiceE|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
     H|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
     G|---------2---2------2--2--------------------------------------------|
     D|---------------------------5--3----5------------5---3---2-------2---|
     A|---5--------------------------------------------------------5-------|
     E
      |                                  |                                 |
Gtr.2E|----------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     H|----------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     G|----------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     D|----------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     A|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-|
     E|-->-.-.->-.-.->-.->-.-.->-.-.->-.-|->-.-.->-.-.->-.->-.-.->-.-.->-.-|
 
VoiceE|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
     H|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
     G|--------------------------------------------------------------------|
     D|--------3-----3---3---2--0-----3---2----2--2---3---2-----------2----|
     A|--1-------------------------------------------------------5-3-------|
     
      |                                  |                                 |
Gtr.2E|----------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     H|----------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     G|----------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     D|----------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     A|----------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     E|--6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
         > . . > . . > . > . . > . . > .   > . . > . . > . > . . > . . > .

Gtr.1E|----------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     H|----------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     G|----------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     D|--------------5-------------------|---------------------------------|
     A|--7-----5-----------8-----7h8p7---|-5-------------------------------|
     E|--------------------------------8-|---------------------------------|
      |                                  |                                 |
Gtr.2E|----------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     H|----------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     G|----------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     D|----------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     A|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
     E|--.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-|-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-|
 
       
Gtr.1E|----------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     H|----------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     G|----------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     D|--------------5-------------------|---------------------------------|
     A|--7-----5-----------8-----7h8p7---|-5-------------------------------|
     E|--------------------------------8-|---------------------------------|
      |                                  |                                 |
Gtr.2E|----------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     H|----------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     G|----------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     D|----------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     A|--5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
     E|--.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-|-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-|

Gtr.1E|----------------------------------|---------------------------------|
Gtr.2H|----------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     G|----------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     D|--------------5-------------------|---------------------------------|
     A|--7-----5-----------8-----7h8p7---|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
     E|--------------------------------8-|---------------------------------|
      
Gtr.1E|----------------------------------|---------------------------------|
Gtr.2H|----------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     G|----------------------------------|---------------------------------|
     D|--------------5-------------------|---------------------------------|
     A|--7-----5-----------8-----7h8p7---|-5-------7h8p7---5-------7h8p7---|
     E|--------------------------------8-|---------------8---------------8-|

Voice
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
H|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------4--5--7-----5-----4-----5-------------------------4--5--7-----5-----4-----5-----|
A|----------------7------------------------------7------------------7-----------------------------7--|
E|-------------   Я не хоч-у   твой   хуй  дро-ч-ить              
      |                                                 |                                                 |
Gtr.
2E|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
H|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
G|-9-----9-----9-----9-----9-----9-----9-----9-----|-5-----5-----5-----5-----5-----5-----5-----5-----|
D|-9-----9-----9-----9-----9-----9-----9-----9-----|-5-----5-----5-----5-----5-----5-----5-----5-----|
A|-7-----7-----7-----7-----7-----7-----7-----7-----|-3-----3-----3-----3-----3-----3-----3-----3-----|
E|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
 
Voice
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
H|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------4--5--7-----5-----4-----5----5-------------------4---5--7----5------4-----5-----|
A|----------------7------------------------------------------------7------------------------------7--|
     
      |                                                 |                                                 |
Gtr.
2E|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
H|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------4-----4-----4-----4-----|
D|-7-----7-----7-----7-----7-----7-----7-----7-----|-------------------------4-----4-----4-----4-----|
A|-7-----7-----7-----7-----7-----7-----7-----7-----|-5-----5-----5-----5-----2-----2-----2-----2-----|
E|-5-----5-----5-----5-----5-----5-----5-----5-----|-3-----3-----3-----3-----------------------------|
 
Voice
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
H|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------4--5--7-----5-----4-----5-------------------------4--5--7-----5-----4-----5-----|
A|----------------7-------------------------------------------------7-----------------------------7--|
    
      |                                                 |                                                 |
Gtr.
2E|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
H|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
G|-9-----9-----9-----9-----9-----9-----9-----9-----|-5-----5-----5-----5-----5-----5-----5-----5-----|
D|-9-----9-----9-----9-----9-----9-----9-----9-----|-5-----5-----5-----5-----5-----5-----5-----5-----|
A|-7-----7-----7-----7-----7-----7-----7-----7-----|-3-----3-----3-----3-----3-----3-----3-----3-----|
E|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
 
Voice
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
H|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------4--5--7-----5-----4-----5----5--------------------------4-----------------------|
A|----------------7----------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
     |
      |                                                 |                                                 |
Gtr.
2E|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
H|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------4-----4-----4-----4-----|
D|-7-----7-----7-----7-----7-----7-----7-----7-----|-------------------------4-----4-----4-----4-----|
A|-7-----7-----7-----7-----7-----7-----7-----7-----|-5-----5-----5-----5-----2-----2-----2-----2-----|
E|-5-----5-----5-----5-----5-----5-----5-----5-----|-3-----3-----3-----3-----------------------------|
 
Voice
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
H|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
D|--2-------------------4-----------------------2----------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
                                                    ХУЙ!!!  
      |                                                 |                                                 |
Gtr.
2E|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
H|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------------9--|(9)-------------------------------------9-----9--|
D|-5-----5-----5-----5-----7-----7-----7-----7--9--|(9)-------------------------------------9-----9--|
A|-3-----3-----3-----3-----5-----5-----5-----5--7--|(7)-7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7-----7--|
E|-------------------------------------------------|----.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.-->----->--|

Gtr.2E|-------------------------------------------------|
     H|-------------------------------------------------|
     G|(9)----------------------------------------------|
     D|(9)----------------------------------------------|
     A|(7)-7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--|
     E|----.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.--.--|

Gtr.2E|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
H|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------5-----7-----8-----|
A|-5--5--5--5--5--8--7-----5--5--5--5--5--8--7-----|-5--5--5--5--5--8--7--5--8-----------------------|
E|----------------------8-----------------------8--|-------------------------------------------------|

Gtr.2E|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
H|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------5-----7-----8-----|
D|-5--5--5--5--5--8--7-----5--5--5--5--5--8--7-----|-5--5--5--5--5--8--7--5--8-----------------------|
A|----------------------8-----------------------8--|-------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|

SOLO:
Gtr.1E|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
H|-(15)r13--------------------15-15-15-15----------|-------------------------------------------------|
G|----------------------------------------15-14-12-|-14-------13-------12-------13-------14~~~~~~~---|
D|--release----------------------------------------|----12-------12-------12-------12----------------|
A|---bend------------------------------------------|-------12-------12-------12-------12-------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
      |                                                 |                                                 |
Gtr.2E|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
H|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------5-----7-----8-----|
A|-5--5--5--5--5--8--7-----5--5--5--5--5--8--7-----|-5--5--5--5--5--8--7--5--8-----------------------|
E|----------------------8-----------------------8--|-------------------------------------------------|
 
Gtr.1E|-------12----13----15----17----15----13----12----|-------------------------------------------------|
H|-15----------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------|-------9-----10----12bend14~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~------|
D|-------------------------------------------------|-12----------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
      |                                                 |                                                 |
Gtr.2E|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
H|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------5-----7-----8-----|
D|-5--5--5--5--5--8--7-----5--5--5--5--5--8--7-----|-5--5--5--5--5--8--7--5--8-----------------------|
A|----------------------8-----------------------8--|-------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
 
Gtr.1E|--T--T--T--T--T--T--T--T--T---T--T--T--T--T--T--T--T---T--T--T--T--T--T--T--T--T---T--T------------|
H|-9-10p9-10p9-10p9-10p8-10p8-10p8-10p8-10p6-10p6-10p6-10p6-10p5-10p5-10p5-10p5-10p8-10p8-10p8-10p8-10p6-10p6-10p6-10p6-10p5-10p5-10p5-10p3-10p3-----------|
G|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
      |                                                 |                                                 |
Gtr.2E|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
H|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------5-----7-----8-----|
A|-5--5--5--5--5--8--7-----5--5--5--5--5--8--7-----|-5--5--5--5--5--8--7--5--8-----------------------|
E|----------------------8-----------------------8--|-------------------------------------------------|
 
Gtr.1E|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
H|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
G|-0h1h2h3p2p1p0h1h2h3p2p1p0h1h2h3p2p1p0-----------|-------------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------------------------------3---2---|-0-----------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
      |                                                 |                                                 |
Gtr.2E|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
H|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------5-----7-----8-----|
D|-5--5--5--5--5--8--7-----5--5--5--5--5--8--7-----|-5--5--5--5--5--8--7--5--8-----------------------|
A|----------------------8-----------------------8--|-------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
 
Gtr.1E|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
H|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
G|-5-----5--8--7h8p7h8p7h8p5-----------\----------|-5--------5--------------------------------------|
D|----5---------trill------------------tremolo bar-|-------------------6------------------???--------|
A|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
      |                                                 |                                                 |
Gtr.2E|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
H|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------3-----5-----6-----|
A|-3--3--3--3--3--6--5-----3--3--3--3--3--6--5-----|-3--3--3--3--3--6--5--3--6-----------------------|
E|----------------------6-----------------------6--|-------------------------------------------------|
 
Gtr.1E|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
H|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------3-----6-----|
D|-3-----------------------------------------------|-------------------3-----5-----6-----------------|
A|-------------------------3~~~~~~~~~~-------------|-3-----5-----6-----------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
      |                                                 |                                                 |
Gtr.2E|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
H|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------3-----5-----6-----|
D|-3--3--3--3--3--6--5-----3--3--3--3--3--6--5-----|-3--3--3--3--3--6--5--3--6-----------------------|
A|----------------------6-----------------------6--|-------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
 
Gtr.1E|-------------------------------------------------|----------6--------8-----------------------------|
H|-------------------------8------------------8----|-8-----------------------8-----------------------|
G|-5~~~~~~--------------------------5--------------|-------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
      |                                                 |                                                 |
Gtr.2E|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
H|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------3-----5-----6-----|
A|-3--3--3--3--3--6--5-----3--3--3--3--3--6--5-----|-3--3--3--3--3--6--5--3--6-----------------------|
E|----------------------6-----------------------6--|-------------------------------------------------|
 
Gtr.1E|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------13-16p13-18b20-------------------|
H|----6--6-----6--6-----6--6--6--------------------|----------/--13h15h16-------------------------------|
G|-8bf-----8bf------8bf---------r8--7--5-----------|--------sl---------------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
      |                                                 |                                                 |
Gtr.2E|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
H|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------3-----5-----6-----|
D|-3--3--3--3--3--6--5-----3--3--3--3--3--6--5-----|-3--3--3--3--3--6--5--3--6-----------------------|
A|----------------------6-----------------------6--|-------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------|-------------------------------------------------|




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